The Sales Room
Satire about selling.
The moments in sales everyone treats as normal that are, looked at plainly, ridiculous. One uncomfortable truth, one scene you have lived, one thing to do differently. Every paragraph was read to ten ordinary people and had to make seven of them laugh before it was allowed to stay.
September 6, 2026 · 14 min read
He Said, “Send Me Something,” So I Put It in the Forecast
Nobody agreed to buy anything. We moved his politeness into a spreadsheet and discussed it at the Monday meeting.
September 6, 2026 · 12 min read
He Opened It Twice!
Dave is aware of me. I exist in the mind of Dave.